keeping up with the long lost kardashian // part 5: since u been gone

since i haven't really blogged in basically a year, we have some updating to do. this is what my life has been like pretty much until now.

- got my first boyfriend

- dedicated all my free time to said boyfriend

- tried to go dairy free n failed miserably

- upgraded to the iPhone 6s n bought a unicorn case filled with acid

- lots of disneyland dates

- received the pink unif x uo bomber jacket as a vday gift n never took it off

- lied to my parents for months

- got caught n was put on house arrest

- almost died while on house arrest

- made a snapchat n no longer take selfies without the dog filter

- spent spring break in italy

- bought italian lingerie i never wear

- got a gelato boy's number

- was almost left in florence

- made fun of my friend for buying california socks in italy

- random italians cussed us out during lunch

- spent the last night in italy with all of my friends who tried getting someone to deep throat a penis statue that was bought in pompeii

- took a bodysuit thirst trap for an american apparel contest 

- didnt win said contest, but the picture has received 16k notes on tumblr

- basically converted my whole closet to bodysuits

- spent my life on the 10fwy in a lyft with lots of therapy talks

- saw fidlar, almost died, was pulled out of the pit, on the verge of throwing up 

- went on birth control for acne n skin cleared up, but also resulted in crying almost every other day

- had sex for the first time while brickleberry was playing

- became obsessed with emo pop punk music from 2005 again

- cried when my boyfriend told me he loves me

- bought pink fenty x puma slides

- started to grow out my bangs

 

- made a denim bra with a hot glue gun

- went to fyf 

- left the front of the stage to be in the back as i sing n dance obnoxiously to tame impala

- realized kendrick lamar is actually really good #levitatelevitate

- told the members of diiv to look up my ass

-  my denim bra fell off when blood orange brought out sky ferreira

- saw beach house n cried

- cracked my phone screen during rae sremmurd

- finally said i love you too

- started my last year of high school

- tried mac n cheese with hot cheetos 

- saw best coast, my fave band, with my fave person in a cemetery

- went to beach goth 

- screamed along to no scrubs by tlc while standing on a table

- saw king krule

- danced to devendra banhart in the rain even though i can't dance

- ran through puddles, on top of tables, into bushes all to be barricade for the drums

- spent halloween sick n dying in bed

- experienced my first break up

- realized there's nothing worse than heartache

- cried all of the time n even in class

- reached my #prime for my senior portraits

- applied to college even though i still have no clue to what i wanna do

- almost failed ap calc

- lots of retail therapy

- tried to have a couple reunion episodes

- changed my birth control which doesn't let me cry anymore

- started listening to tyler the creator

- turned 18

- was chased by a homeless person downtown

- got my nipples pierced

- reconnected with old friends

- started dancing alone at shows

- finally got a new purse for christmas

- accidentally sent a snapchat talking about a boy to that boy n died

- spent nye with my ex

- learned its time for the season finale

- got back on my bullshit

- finally fixed my phone screen

- dyed my hair pink

- received two college acceptances so far

- had a mental breakdown n realized i might not be ready to go far away for college n regret not applying to local schools

- refound happiness in parks n rec

- tries to cry sometimes but still can't

- bought $5 camo pants n a wolf t shirt

- spent my valentines day with angel olsen

- decided to blog again n changed my blog to a fucking look because 1. i hated bad sass and 2. everything about me is a fucking look, especially my mental instability 

xoxo