The Blind Leading The Blind // Part 2

1. when you go out and look hot af take pictures!!!!!! its ok to come out as being a narcissist when you're looking good, true friends will respect that. and its better to have options of pictures to post on instagram rather than going with a picture you took in the restroom and claiming that the aesthetic is nice so you feel better about yourself.

2. call every cute boy you see your boyf. trust me they'll catch on and actually be YOUR boyf one day.

3. its okay to dress like a choke me daddy grrl. deep down everyone wants to be one.

4. sell your eggs, sell your kidney, sell your younger siblings. festival season is here and you sooooooooo don't want to miss it.

5. i know summer is here and we all can't wait for school to end but pls pls pls don't give up just yet. this is honestly the most important time of the year, if you really are over it drop out and marry rich. jk stay in school kids. pay people to do your homework for you.

6. do your squats and eat healthy, cheeky bathing suits are in this season.

7. check your pockets before you wash your clothes!!!! you never know when a polaroid is in there and after you wash it it'll well explode and die, rip. don't ask me how i know this, i swear this never happened to me before.

8. read lots of horoscopes to find out stuff about yourself that you didn't even know.

9. always strive for the kendall jenner look.

10. NEVER EVER BUY A PIECE OF CLOTHING THAT ONE OF UR FRIENDS OWN. i know its cute and i know you must have it, but just borrow it. you get to save your money and you guys will never accidentally match. trust me, twining with someone when it's not twin day is the worst.

XOXO

ps. should i call this "a guide for the dazed and confused" or leave it as it is. leave ur opinion in the comments, or even mention a whole diff name! i'm totally open to anything