the blind leading the blind // part 5

1. talk to people to fulfill the void, fear depressive abandonment and push them away as a result, act confused when they leave, reminisce the idea of them which is now gone, repeat.

2. dance obnoxiously, sing at the top of ur lungs, n annoy the shit out of everyone around u with one of ur close friends at ur fav bands show, platonic love is just as important as the romantic type

3. if ur signs arent compatible, is it even worth the time?

4. ur first breakup isn't the end of the world. u'll go through 17 more n probably 3 divorces, each one worse than before

5. if u meet a cutie in the mosh pit who saved u from dying, stalk the concert tag on all social medias, u will find him

6. change your birth control as soon as u notice it makes u cry way more than what is acceptable before its too late n u ruin the only thing u care about

7. drop out of college n become an egg donor

8. dont post ur boob on the internet unless ur no longer living w ur parents

9. base ur life on every tv show u ever watched, especially gossip girl. i SWEAR that is a scientific proven reliable representation of what will happen to u

10. stop checking his horoscope, he isn't texting u this month